Are you serious? You twelve women in Skipton who are all committed to doing a nude photo shoot?
Well, technically we twelve.
Yes. So long as we the right photographer.

We the right photographer. you to commit to it?
(She nods.)
You are?
(She nods at the sheet music.)
Sorry. of it as naked Corrie. It’s not naked. It's nude.
Annie, I 55 years old. So if I to get them out now, when I?

It’s the whole showing your breasts issue that me.
I think the whole point is that we don’t properly.
I know. That’s what concerns me.
, are they?
They’re tremendous.

Jesse, we are getting to the point now where we really need to commit. Now I know that...
No front bottoms! (=vaginas)
What?
I’m in just as long as it’s no front bottoms. That’s a I reserve for just one man in my life.
Right. Well, do you think your husband ?
It my husband.

Of course you a body worth looking at.
Just look at that parking.
Ruth!
it you when people take two spaces.
Look, look, none of us a body worth looking at.
No, well, that’s not...
We are not all Chrises in this life. Some of us are Ruths. I’m sorry.
Ruth, Ruth!

Right, I did a bit of thinking about this calendar. Okay, I think there’s a trick we here. At first glance, it like your classic W.I. (Women’s Institute) calendar--you know, all your jams, cakes, sewing and all that, everything you --except for one tiny thing, the person doing it is naked.